Nicholas, the Comedian

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Last night Nicholas told me the following jokes.  I especially loved the first one!

Q:Why did the cannibal get expelled from school?

A: For buttering up the teacher!

Q: Why is it never good to do math in the jungle?

A:  2+2=4, 4+4=ATE!

Knock, knock

Whos’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes is your friend, open up the door!

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8 responses »

  1. I LOVE it when kids tell me jokes! I think the most precious blessing of my everyday is the children that I encounter, including my own.

  2. This is the cutest thing. My boys used to do this to me and I just cracked up at how funny they thought they were. Now my 4 year old tells me knock knocks that mean NOTHING but they way he delivers them cracks me up. Just like the old days. Thanks for this. I loved reading it.

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