Full Moon

This page will contain humorous stories/jokes about family life.

Story #1

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver.

“No way! Get lost!” replied the boy.

“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” the driver asked.

“I said no way,” replied the boy.

“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.

“No, I’m not getting in the car,” answered the boy.

“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.

“No!” replied the boy.

“What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.

The boy replied: “Listen, Dad: You bought the station wagon – you live with it!”

Story #2

“Oh S%$#!”

A couple of days ago I was cleaning up Jazmine after she had gone poo in her pull-up.  It was pretty messy and a little bit had gotten on her sock.  She picked it up to show me and said as clear as day “Oh, Shiit!”  I had to prevent myself from laughing out loud!